So Why talk and dress like a Pirate I hear you ask?...well if it isn’t obvious to you then I will try and explain….

Here are my 12 Reasons that Pirates are cool


1 Pirates can be sexy (Think more Johnny Depp than Captain Pugwash)

 

2 Pirate Wenches are Sexy (Think Keira Knightly)

 

3 Pirates aren’t always politically correct, Talk like a Pirate day may be the only day of the year when you can point at a wench and shout, look at the gunwales on that lads – NB it might also be the only day of the year when you get a ladies pirate style slouch boot in your giblets!

 

4 Pirates are happy, when was the last time you saw a real pirate going to see his therapist?

 

5 Pirates are fashionable, Yup you better believe it mateys, this years look is Pirate Chic – take a look in the shops and you will see blue and white striped tops, frilly shirts with drawstrings and tricorn hats in abundance.

 

6 Ok I lied about the Tricorn Hats.

 

7 Pirates can Lie (See 6).

 

8 If you can Talk like a Pirate, You can drink like a pirate and just shout “YAAAAAARRRRR” at passers by. No kidding this is actually allowed.

 

9 Pirates dominate the music scene. Don’t believe me?.......Do a search on Google for Music and Piracy and see how many hits you get! Yeahhh I thought so!

 

10 Pirates can legitimately make Booty Calls whenever they want! – Go Ahead Try it.

 

11 Pirates have no need for expensive Prosthetics, Just a Hook and an old Table Leg will do nicely thanks!

 

12 Pirates can wear eye patches without being made fun of, it’s less embarrassing than telling your friends you stabbed your self in the eye with a cocktail stick drinking a martini!

 

Hey Diddly Dee, A Pirates Life For Me!

Captain Eric